why stop dreaming when you wake up?

Title: Package Deal
Author: _aurum
Pairing: Harvey/Mike, Alec/Eliot
Rating: PG
Genre: humor
Word Count: 7,187
Summary: Mike needs a hacker and that's what he gets. He doesn't really need a stalker, but it turns out that they're kind of a package deal.
Notes: Written extremely slowly for this prompt at suits_meme.


( It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. )

Series title: Start With Flowers
Author: _aurum
Pairing: Kurt/Dave
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, friendship (more to come)
Notes: "It Won't Do" was written for kurtofskybang. It was supposed to be much longer, but that didn't really work out, because deadlines are evil. So I made it first part of a series, yay! More will come, but for now, please enjoy this one ♥ And the amazing art by bluestraggler — go tell her she's wonderful! The cover is kind of a teaser at the moment, oops.
Special thanks: to Y., who read the prologue and said "Write more.", and to Destka, who took a sad song and made it betteeer~ (no, seriously, she made this better).


I. It Won't Do (15,689 words)
Karofsky can sing but can't angst in peace, Rachel gets a pet project and a minion of sorts, and Kurt tries to make sense of it all with mixed results. (Contains blackmail, music, magical power of friendship and trace amounts of nuts.)
on LJ: one ; two | on AO3 | The Music — links and things


( Cover art! )

Title: (all the pretty girls) can't measure to you
Author: _aurum
Pairing: Kurt/Dave
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, fluff
Word count: 4,600
Summary: Five times Dave says the wrong thing and one time he does exactly the right one.
Notes: The promised companion fic to "what's a boy to do", but can be read alone. Both titles taken from fun.'s "All The Pretty Girls". Crazy amounts of love for my darlingest friends, who helped make this better even though it's not really their thing ♥


( Dave thought the news would reach the ends of the universe by now. )

Title: what's a boy to do
Author: _aurum
Pairing: Kurt/Dave, Kurt/Happiness
Rating: PG
Genre: fluff, humor
Word count: 4,000
Summary: Five times Kurt says 'yes' and one time Dave says 'no'.
Notes: I wanted to try writing a fic in present tense and a 'five times' fic, and this happened. Many thanks to my beta littlestclouds who whipped it into shape!


( Yes, I'd like that. )

Title: Pick Up The Soap, or: G(ay)lee
Author: _aurum
Pairing: Kurt/Karofsky, Kurt/Dalton Academy, everyone/everyone
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,251
Summary: All of a sudden, everyone seems to be gay. It would be a dream come true, if it wasn't so disturbing.
Notes: Crack. Honestly, not a single serious word was written that day.
Also, a big thanks goes to my friend, who spent his money on texts about celebrity crushes and matching colors, and basically made this fic 200% better. ♥


( In retrospect, Kurt should've expected some cataclysm to happen. )

Title: Town Red
Author: _aurum
Genre: humour
Rating: PG
Word count: 426
Summary: Getting dressed - more dangerous than you would've thought.
Notes: Inspired by cloverbooks prompt "Tonight, let's paint the town red." It's a part of my Superhero Club universe, or actually the first thing I managed to write in it, and it's not even about the main characters...


( What about this one? )